That Taxi Podcast

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The Rainbow Phenomenon
Coughing fits in the cab and being labled "Not Covid".
Dealing with covid positive riders.
THE DISPATCHER sends the lads to "Oh Shit" county for a ride.
Thomas finds himself in the middle of an angry mob.
Taxi David gets threatened with death if he doesn't provide a ride.
The second spin of THE DISPATCHER sends the boys down "Life Changing" lane.
Taxi David takes the LONGGG way to inform us of his jaded view of the justice system.
Thomas explains why getting into "hurry up" mode just isn't worth it to him.

R.I.P. Sebastian
The guys start off this episode somberly, discussing the passing of a colleague.
Taxi David and Thomas discuss dealing with others in the industry who have passed away.
THE DISPATCHER #1: "Interesting Happenstance"
Thomas has a passenger that is worried about finances, even though he has 5 years of salary in the bank.
Taxi David gets recruited to be an escort.
THE DISPATCHER #2: "Stooopid People"
Taxi David has a passenger tip him phat to "not tell anybody" that he was seen.
Thomas has a rider that needed some cologne, and opted to use the industrial air freshner Thomas nabbed from a public bathroom.
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Thomas comes back from a Mother's Day trip, Taxi David talks about why he doesn't visit his mother in Iowa.
THE DISPATCHER requests a "Life Changing Story", and Thomas relates having dreams about work. Taxi David explains why he never drives after having a drink.
THE DISPATCHER then sends the guys on a "Get to Know You" quest. Thomas reveals having broken up relationships over some fairly petty reasons, and Taxi David reveals his youthful cunning in using being grounded by his parents to his advantage.
Thomas ends the show explaining why Barbie dolls never get pregnant.

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Thomas and Taxi David talk a little about Mother's day and about being good sons.
THE DISPATCHER takes the night off so the fellas can interview Miranda, a local club bouncer --female and tough as nails. 
Miranda explains how she got into bouncing, why she prefers it over bartending, and how she generates respect from bar patrons and other service industry personnel.  She also shares weird, funny, and scary situations she's been in.

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(RIP Gordon)
The guys get a strong mention on Dark Poutine and play the clip for you! The debate begins about "who gives better goatee".
THE DISPATCHER first leads Thomas and Taxi David to talk about morality issues that may come up while performing their duties. At what point do service providers draw the line? 
Thomas talks about a questionable pick up out of town, and Taxi David talks about providing a ride for a high profile drug dealer in town.
The fellas ditch THE DISPATCHER's second call, to walk the streets and ask random tattooed people about their ink.
Thomas sneaks in a joke so David can't ruin it...

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THE DISPATCHER: "Interesting Encounters"
Seeing (and not seeing) boobies.
Striking out at the clubs.
Dejected passengers.
Pimpin' ho's
THE DISPATCHER #2: "Stooopid People"
Covering up an affair.
Forgetting the wife.
Oblivious to the obvious.
THE JOKE
Luke's joke, as told by Thomas.

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IN THIS EPISODE:
The boys get back into the swing of things after taking a week off from recording.
David explains why he won't be lazy with record keeping this year, and Thomas explains how an ad for the podcast caused some "DM sliding" from a few creepy guys.
The guys suggest they may catfish and Rick-Roll one of the more creepy responses.
The Dispatcher: "Gear Grinder"
Fixing fleet vehicles on off time. Getting payment on "the other end". Balancing stereotypes against experience.
Dispatcher: "Nightmare passenger"
A woman's stinky vagina. Tactful medical news. Too much luggage for a 4 dollar ride. Too many people packed in the taxi.
The story of the 21 year old "head".
 

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High speed chase.
"Oh Shit" moments
Cab psychiatry.
Exposing a husband as a cheater.
Semi truck hit and run.
Reckless driver loses door.
How to get bigger boobs and/or lose a girlfriend.