That Taxi Podcast
Thomas and Taxi David take you for a ride-along with stories from the back seat of their nighttime taxis.
comedy podcast dealing with everyday life and unusual events that originate from the perspective of two night time taxi drivers
Wednesday Aug 09, 2023
Wednesday Aug 09, 2023
Wednesday Aug 09, 2023
Sorry Ms. Jackson, we are for real https://youtu.be/MYxAiK6VnXw
Taxi David and Thomas discuss the Barbie movie and the phenomenon it has created.
Thomas talks about witnessing instant karma, and Taxi David humbles a police officer.
(Taxi David also suspects his gatorade is moldy.)
THE DISPATCHER #1: "Nightmare Passengers"
Thomas deals with an elderly Mother/Son with issues getting into the van.
A hungry Taxi David creates a nightmare situation for himself.
Thomas lies to a group of passengers telling them all of the fast food drive thru's are closed.
💦💦Pee Break💦💦
THE DISPATCHER #2: "Unusual Happenstance"
Taxi David relates a tale about a customer recently released from jail who needed to retrieve his car from the impound.
Thomas spins a yarn about a towing customer that blindly defended his son even though the circumstances were against him.
Thomas also talks about a guy who had terrible "game" in trying to meet a young woman. And Taxi David talks about a kid who had great "game".
An old nun died.
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Wednesday Aug 02, 2023
Wednesday Aug 02, 2023
Wednesday Aug 02, 2023
pre episode and behind the scenes outtakes from the naughty boys episode
Wednesday Aug 02, 2023
Wednesday Aug 02, 2023
Wednesday Aug 02, 2023
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Thomas gets in the cab singing "South Side" by Moby https://youtu.be/GXKg0sNTKXE
Taxi David and Thomas discuss a recent BMX festival and the influx of late-night bike riders in town.
The guys talk about getting rides "farmed" to them by other companies and the frustration of having in essence an additional "dispatcher".
Thomas shares an unusual but true baseball fact. Odd and eerie.
Thomas meets his only fan "April" and sends her a shout out.
THE DISPATCHER #1: "Gear Grinder"
Thomas talks about a caller who needed to point out his job and function in society. Taxi David laments the loss of chivalry in today's culture.
FIRE TRUCK/AMBULANCE BREAK
THE DISPATCHER #2: "Get to Know You"
Taxi David recalls getting into trouble for playing with forbidden neighborhood kids. Thomas talks about going missing.
The guys also discuss movie etiquette.
Taxi David talks about a time he went missing as a child.
The boys end the episode talking about their neighborhood scapegoats and apologize to them.
Wednesday Jul 26, 2023
Wednesday Jul 26, 2023
Wednesday Jul 26, 2023
Thomas enters the cab singing "Roll the Bones" by Rush. https://youtu.be/mmIynF-59YE
This prompts a discussion about "backwards masking" and other things rebellious teens may have tried due to being clued in by media and authority figures.
The guys then talk about an incident over the weekend involving a group of teens they met that ended in a serious crime.
Thomas and Taxi David give a shout out to DJ Will and his "J Glizzy" hotdog cart.Â
Taxi David explains that his wrist injury is NOT due to self gratification.
THE DISPATCHER #1: "Gear Grinder"
The customer who feels entitled to make a driver wait --causing other scheduled fares to be late.
Playing the long game and not being tempted to take bribes.
THE DISPATCHER #2: "Pot Pouri"
Taxi David talks about a customer he embarassed in front of her friends.
Thomas reveals a time he thought he may be getting lucky but ended up holding a couple of citrus fruits.
Pussy jokes.
Wednesday Jul 19, 2023
Wednesday Jul 19, 2023
Wednesday Jul 19, 2023
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In this episode Thomas and Taxi David ride with Nikolai and learn about his experiences in the service industry.
Wednesday Jul 12, 2023
Wednesday Jul 12, 2023
Wednesday Jul 12, 2023
Thomas brings back memories of "hair bands" or "butt rockers" with his intro song. https://youtu.be/uK0AmgDGpPo
Taxi David and Thomas recall an incident that had a colleague and them ducking from a potential fare.
The fellas debate the recent tragedy of the Titanic submersible and discuss at length the equipment used and whether or not its too soon to joke about the tragedy.
It is revealed that Bill Gates is our newest sponsor (...but not really).
THE DISPATCHER's first call is for 'Nightmare Passengers". Thomas reveals a recent ride where he had to deal with a puker and a lost husband for nearly 45 minutes.
David has a disoriented passenger that he ends up taking back to the starting point.
THE DISPATCHER's second call is for "Unusual Happenstances".
David talks about a passenger who insisted she had been very intimate with him, but it just wasn't true.
Thomas reveals a heartbreaking tale where the opposite is true --a girlfriend from three decades ago doesn't remember their year long relationship,
Thomas spins a yarn about a group of 50 year-olds who flash him after a ride, and David has a relatable story about a regular passenger who ended up flashing both our heroes at different times.
Make sure you send sensitive ears out of range before Thomas tells his joke.
Wednesday Jul 05, 2023
Wednesday Jul 05, 2023
Wednesday Jul 05, 2023
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Thomas enters the cab singing, "Fun-plex" by the B-52s. https://youtu.be/Lb17Vaph3DI
Thomas relates why he refused a ride --because it was evident the potential customers were lying.
Uber cancelation fees and picking up "flaggers".
Sweaty boob money.
THE DISPATCHER #1: "Nightmare passenger"
Thomas has an encounter with a pompous hotel desk clerk and shares how he got his comeuppance.
Taxi David has a passenger explain that doing UBER is better
THE DISPATCHER #2: "Oh Shit Moments"
Thomas has a bicyclist chase him a couple of miles.
Taxi David has a passenger nearly dragged out of the cab by a random guy.
Joke: Dangers of wearing Anime T-shirts into alternative bars.
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Thursday Jun 29, 2023
Thursday Jun 29, 2023
Thursday Jun 29, 2023
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Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Thomas sets off a transient and finds out Taxi David may not be a great back-up if trouble ensues.
Taxi David and Thomas discuss the song "You're so Vain" by Carly Simon. https://youtu.be/j13oJajXx0M
The fellas also debate the overuse of the word "Narcissist". They explore the nine basic traits of a narcissist and the criteria for diagnosing a narcissist.
THE DISPATCHER send the boys on a couple rides where they each endured "Stoopid Passengers". Thomas had a rider who wasn't prepared for basic motoring, and Taxi David had a customer who may have been a biohazard.
THE DISPATCHER's next call is a "Gear Grinder". Taxi David has issues with smokers who snuff out their cigarettes and put the butts in their pockets. Thomas gripes about groups of bicyclists who fail to follow road etiquette.Â
Wednesday Jun 21, 2023
Wednesday Jun 21, 2023
Wednesday Jun 21, 2023
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Taxi David and Thomas discuss taking what passengers say at face-value.
Thomas has to 'piss like a race horse' but David delays his departure by discussing the etymology of the term.
THE DISPATCHER #1: "Oh Shit" Moment
Thomas recalls the time he almost hit a large tree limb.
David recounts almost hitting a skateboarder.
THE DISPATCHER #2: "Pot Pourri"
Taxi David talks about driving a pilot for the rock band "The Eagles".
Thomas relates a successful 'bundle' he recently facilitated.
Some "dad" jokes.
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Thomas and Taxi David take you for a ride-along with stories from the back seat of their nighttime taxis.