That Taxi Podcast

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Thomas starts off this episode with a Sloan Classic:
https://youtu.be/WXh81JTt0ng
Taxi David and Thomas are interrupted by Jack from Doug's Burgers
Thomas inadvertently piques the interest of a cute temporarily unhoused woman.
Taxi David has a passenger do a 'key-bump' while in his cab.
Thomas and Taxi David evaluate some listener submitted subjects.
Dispatcher #1- Oh Shit moment
Thomas is swarmed by immigrants at a remote pick-up spot.
Taxi David has a near-miss with a vehicle running a red light.
Dispatcher #2- Gear Grinder
Taxi David reveals his disdain for people who ask if they can drink in his car.
Thomas has a call that raises several red flag warnings.
PC way to verbalize bustin a nut in somebody.
 

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Thomas rocks into the new year with a song to which Taxi David can't seem to sing the lyrics correctly. https://youtu.be/YlcY_enzwmI
Rest in Peace Myles Goodwyn
In our first show of the new year, Taxi David and Thomas begin by trying to come up with bands that started in the 80s that are iconic and everlasting.
Thomas gives Santa a ride home during the holidays.
Taxi David reports on a passenger that he drops off and later informs him that the neighboring building is on fire.
Dispatcher spin #1- Get To Know You
The guys talk about some holiday traditions that they partake in that maybe most people do not follow.
Dispatcher spin #2- Interesting Happenstances
Thomas talks about stopping at a late-night food spot in town and the lone employee was on a strange trip.
Taxi David has a regular customer that wanted some intel on another passenger of his, and he discusses his reluctance to reveal any information.
Blonde Joke
 

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Thomas hops into the cab singing a cab song: https://youtu.be/PZ8V-FktUNk
In this special episode we get to know Shandy, who is currently the PR person for Cheba Hut in the NW Washington area, but has had many different jobs and experiences, some of which are pretty wild. Hop in for a wild ride as we talk about meeting famous people, wearing inappropriate attire to work, and getting dragged through the grass by a security guard, among other tales.

You better Get Back, Honky Cat....https://youtu.be/Ly07GWoK9aY
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Taxi David has an incident where somebody throws something at his car, and he ends up following them to gather information for the police, and Thomas explains why the cops were preoccupied with another situation.
The first spin of the 'Wheel of Dispatch' requires the boys to reflect on how this job has changed them.
Taxi David regrets not acting on a missed connection.
Thomas sees how his perspective on the homeless population has changed.
The second spin on the wheel lands on a favorite. Pot Pori
Thomas explains how he managed to see boobs, and the guys discuss dealing with potential passengers that are not conscious.
Taxi David recalls an incident when he was rear-ended and became obsessed with recovering some cash he had stashed in his trunk.
New Communion Wafers
 
 

Thomas wants to be Bohemian Like You....https://youtu.be/ZJLDjYRfx3g
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Taxi David and Thomas talks about a prank someone played on their friend that went TERRIBLY wrong.
Frank Zappa has a talent for naming children.
Dispatcher- Get To Know You.
Thomas explains his aversion to accepting food from random people.
Taxi David talks about his various collections.
Dispatcher- Oh Shit moment
Thomas explains what happened when a fare travels to an apartment to fondle the woman who lives there.
Taxi David is amused by a confused older woman, while her husband finds it hilarious.
Cup sizes explained.  

Taxi David starts the show by singing a catchy tune from Maya Rudolph's mother, Minnie Riperton; listen to it here.  https://youtu.be/9I3UTG1dSTc
Thomas hops into the cab singing a Depeche Mode classic: https://youtu.be/aGSKrC7dGcY
Thomas begins by stating he rewatched The Jerk and Blazing Saddles this week and can assure us that these movies probably wouldn't fly today.
Taxi David is feeling tired from parenting 4 adult children.
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Dispatcher-- Stoooooopid people
Thomas discusses a former co-worker who tried to undercut the company he worked for by advertising cheap rides to the airport.
Taxi David admits to sniping rides from the evil empire by intercepting their radio calls.
Taxi David goes to pick up his son Jordan, who Thomas continues to call Miguel for some reason.
Dispatcher-- Gear Grinder
Jordan chimes in with a gear grinder of his own, people who do not use their headlights properly which sparks a conversation about some shady police tactics involving headlights.
Cheeze Its and Swizzle Sticks
Taxi David has a regular customer who will often try to apply previous tips to the current ride.
Thomas has regular passengers who try to tell him to go the wrong way on occasion.
The new car smell of a Tesla.

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Thomas hops into the cab singing a newly discovered artist that he seems to like.  Check it out here: https://youtu.be/urIN1anTEZA
Thomas admits to never seeing the movie "The Never-ending Story" and is anxious to end the episode early to play video games.  Taxi David reveals that he got stuck pretty early into Red Dead 2, and Thomas encourages him to use the online gaming guides to assist.
Taxi David has a passenger who claims 2 degrees of separation from the notorious Adolph Hitler and explains the connection.
Thomas discusses the phenomenon of big celebrity deaths and adds Mathew Perry to the list of recently departed.
Dispatcher #9- Gear Grinder
Thomas displays disdain for drivers who do not seem to know where to properly position their vehicle to trigger stop lights.
Taxi David picks up somebody who smells like they may have just fornicated, and the boys are horrified when they black light his back seat.
Dispatcher #3- Interesting Happenstance
Thomas discusses a recent ride that was very uncomfortable for him due to the couples arguing.
Taxi David has a passenger gag and experience difficulty breathing due to an air freshener in his car.
Pee break shenanigans
The Long train joke.
 
 
 

Thomas jumps into the cab singing a classic Doors tune:        https://youtu.be/syyxZdNK4vE
Thomas talks about finding a wallet at the airport and tracking down the owner (who has an unusual request to go along with the return).
The lads discuss finding stuff in the cabs, and Taxi David explains "Idiot Tax".
THE DISPATCHER #1: "Pot Porri"
Thomas brings up the when someone in the party asks if the payer tipped well.
Taxi David's male passenger berates his female companion and then gets his comeuppance. 
Thomas recalls a passenger who bragged to his buddies about being a "baller" --then ran into the house to get his mom's credit card to pay the fare.
THE DISPATCHER #2: "Unusual Happenstance"
Thomas gets out of a ticket due to strange circumstances, and Taxi David validates that experience with a similar story.
Thomas remembers a time when a belligerent passenger talked an officer into issuing Thomas a speeding ticket, and Taxi David recalls a time that a belligerent passenger got him out of a speeding ticket.
Taxi David has a passenger who complains his wife has nothing to worry about his solo night on the town, but his actions do little to convince Taxi David of the passenger's honesty.
Thomas has a lone regular customer (usually accompanied by his wife), who asks Thomas to "keep quiet" when the true nature of his adventure is revealed.
How women should masturbate.