That Taxi Podcast

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On a thwarted snow day, Taxi David reveals a devastating experience from his youth that happened on Valentine's Day and the guys discuss whether or not forcing school children to distribute Valentine's Day cards to their classmates is PC.
The Dispatcher sends our drivers to "Killing Down Time". --Thomas listens to another podcast called "Dark Poutine", and Taxi David realizes he zones out.
The Dispatch then sends our drivers to "Famous People". --Nell Carter and Freak Nasty... what a combo.
Moth Humor.
 

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Taxi David and Thomas welcome back special guest Alex the Uber driver and catch up with her about her holiday driving adventures.
Topics include dash cam pros and cons, safety issues, making money doing uber/lyft, and advice for noobs getting into the ride share game.
Thomas explains the difference between a wife and a hooker.

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Thomas toots his own horn about discovering an essential marketing tool missing from a promo the guys are working on.
Taxi David and Thomas talk about almost getting to meet Joel McHale and how they are now seperated from him by two degrees.
Joel McHale clip: https://youtu.be/MKsfXYbetBI
The Dispatcher asks Thomas and Taxi David how they spend their downtime: including Pokemon Go and Cartoon creation.
The Dispatcher also directs the fellas to go wild with Pot Pourri. Taxi David chokes a dog, and Thomas cherry bombs a friend.
The show ends with farm animal jokes.
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Taxi David and Thomas discuss the aftermath of an accident they saw downtown, David talks about things people have purposefully put into the street. Thomas lets us in on some pranks and urban legends he has been involved with.
David also enlightens us on recent pukers.
Dispatcher 1: Gear Grinders; Captains Obvious, unsolicited career advice.
Dispatcher 2: Famous People; Martin Landeau, Ryan Leaf
Wyoming Cattle story

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Taxi David and Thomas celebrate over ONE THOUSAND DOWNLOADS and being heard worldwide.
The first call from The Dispatcher sends the boys to famous people. Taxi David takes a trip to a TV studio, and Thomas gets personal with an "Only Fans" star.
The second dispatch sends the boys to "Get To Know You" where Thomas reveals why people don't enjoy playing board games with him, and Taxi David exposes his fondness for music that other people might not find so enthralling. Then the boys clown on Blue Oyster Cult and Paper Lace.
Send any "embarrassing" songs you might enjoy to; thattaxipodcast@gmail.com
Thomas ends the night talking about his recent ski trip to Colorado.

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Thomas starts this episode with a lyric, and the guys remember to shout out to the winner of the lyric contest, kinda...
Taxi David recalls a time the independent companies got together to strategize against "The Big Guy", and Thomas talks about how flat rates are killing his company's profit margin.
The Dispatcher sends Thomas back to a time he had to 'work' for his tip, and Taxi David gets a show from a well-endowed female passenger.
The Dispatcher's second call has the fellas telling stories about their most memoriable 'nightmare passengers'
Thomas ends the ride with a story about a radio contest that doesn't go quite the way the DJ expected.

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After an invite from Vinny Spumoni to join the family, the gents discuss an incident where they pulled together to alleviate a breakdown that left Thomas and his passenger stranded. They also discuss how drivers on a rideshare platform may have handled the situation.
The Dispatcher wants to know a little more about the guys. Thomas reveals how he deals with viewpoints from customers that do not agree with his own. Taxi David talks about allowing two strangers to share the cab against his better judgement.
After the boys plant a couple of earworms in the listeners minds, The Dispatcher brings us to a couple of gear grinders. Taxi David gripes about a customer who hijacked too much of his time, and Thomas talks about a customer who falsely accused him of inappropriate negotiations.
The episode ends with a few (lame) rather childish knock-knock jokes.
 

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The guys are back in the taxi and explain the benifits of becoming a Patron member.
Thomas relates a tale of a very drunk young woman who insisted on being driven to her car so she could drive home. Taxi David backs that story with one about a woman who wanted to hire him to follow her drunk friend home, just in case.
The Dispatcher's first call sends the boys on a journey to fame and fortune, with Taxi David meeting a video game developer and Thomas meeting a famous baseball player.
The Dispatcher then sends them to the land of "Life Changing Moments". Thomas explains why two elderly women, briefly left in the cab alone, appear shock and dismayed when he returns. Taxi David laughs about the time he lost his keys while driving his cab.
Thomas ends the episode with good news and bad news about a young husband and his mother-in-law.

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We are still in Thomas's F-150 due to Taxi David's mechanic "forgetting" to fix his car. Thomas tells about a car he used to have that had a peculiar quirk.
As Taxi David fights off a cold, he relates a tale about a snide remark that messed with someones head for several days, which leads to a discussion about bullies and chance encounters decades later.
The Dispatcher's first call is to the land of Life Changing Events, and Thomas recalls a time that a homeless man changed his perspective on things. Taxi David confirms this change with an observation both had with a homeless woman. David also talks about how a 'pay it forward' event changed several people's lives.
The Dispatcher then sends our hosts to the "Pot-Pourri" dispensary with Thomas describing how much he misses the foam parties at a local bar. Taxi David orates a tale about over imbibing on edibles and getting the munchies.
We close with a history lesson involving the Egyptian and Roman Dynasties.